The Muppie Manual:

The Mennonite Urban Professional's Handbook for Humility and Success

Lesher has his tongue in his cheek as he writes this handbook, but his insight is 20/20. His serious but witty descriptions of the world of the Mennonite urban professional include:

How to know if you are one
How to become more of one
How to become less of one
Muppie cuisine
Were the Anabaptists Muppies?
How did Muppies come to be?
The Muppie church and the Muppie pastor...

Not only is this the most complete encyclopedia of Muppie behaviour: it is also an aid to the parents of Muppies who've been perplexed about the whole development.